C.O.R.P. Inc.
Corporation of Outstanding Reputation and Profits
Forget A.C.M.E. Forget I.N.C. Here, at C.O.R.P., we are the best Corporation in the world. We have CORPORATE SPIRIT, we have gizmos, we have inventions, we have it all. Our heads of departments are simply the most competent and LOYAL EMPLOYEES in the world. C.O.R.P. even has a training programme, the C.O.R.P. Academy, a school designed to rewire you to become the ideal CORPORATE DRONE. A select few students are given the opportunity to come and become part of our wonderful taskforce, every year, but very few have the skills to make it all the way up to UPPER MANAGEMENT. This, is how we make sure we are the very best: a very selective hiring process, rigorous testing, and, most of all, CORPORATE SPIRIT. This is C.O.R.P. Join us. Thrive.
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