C.O.R.P. Inc. was founded by our CEO, Orion Zappala. After several years of having to use unimaginative and Boring products, Orion Zappala decided to build his own business empire. Using his very modest trust fund, he bought a children’s hospital that had fallen into disrepair for C.O.R.P.’s new headquarters. After some necessary repairs, the majestic tower could finally start bustling with life again.

In C.O.R.P., we believe that there is nothing an individual can bring to the table that another can’t, but that whatever is on the table is always valuable. At C.O.R.P., we need people who are able to READ INSTRUCTIONS, respect them, and that will always be loyal to us. You must love C.O.R.P. more than you love yourself.

Employees who fail to meet our standards don’t thrive the same way the people who make it to upper management do, but still they always remain part of our activities.

At C.O.R.P., once you’re in, you’re in for life.
And maybe even longer.